Subathra Dewi


Country United States
State Belgium
City Lahaina
Address 795 lahainaluna road

Subathra Dewi Reviews

  • Apr 22, 2014

May or may not be her real name.

This article is a response to defamation which resulted in the loss of an employment opportunity

as the rental manager of a property in Lahaina Hawaii. Since this medium is used for consumer feedback I thought it only fair that I give proper feedback about an up coming author and publisher of intellectual content.

Name:Subathra Dewi

About 48 years old, I first met Subathra while she was working at a bikini outlet in a strip outlet alley in Lahaina HI.

Subathra has software that gives a reading of the location of cellestial objects regarding earths position. She uses this software to charge people for money for astrolgy readings. It would make more sense if this woman was an underground messenger of some sort and used her meetings to pass information becase I also discovered that she was formerly a federally commissioned flight attendant.you never really know with people these days.

She considers herself to be a high Class, Upper echelon, immortal, ""Oracle"" channeler of the heavnly bodies.

I was never able to figure out if she was completely insane or just had a cover-up act worthy of a lowbudget hollywood film, but so far here is what I know about Subathra Dewi -

Everything I am mentioning here is direct her, words quoted exactly unless I specify. Not only that but she repeated everything so many times she reminded me of the guy from ""theres something about Mary"" who keeps asking"" Where is my baseball"" and repeating ""Frank & Beans"" because of how many times she asks me, ""do you not understand? I am an Oracle. I am an emissary of the Planets. "" Or maybe the priest from The Fifth Element when he edifies LeeLu, the Supreme Being chick with red hair.

Anyways, here we go:

+Married and divorced twice, of course, it's all their fault.

+Every Full moon Subathra must lay in the open land.Beach. Field. Apparently she took her roomate who she was friends with to be her bodyguard one night, and she woke up to him jerking off to her laying in the moonlight. Now they're not as close as they used to be. TRUE STORY.

+Subathra is, ""An Emissary of the Planets""

+Subathra is, ""An Oracle""

+Subathra is Pure

+Subathra has, on hand from the 6-7 times I've been there and seen, an overstock of cheap white wine she she has to drink to get her mind to settle down from the day.

+Subathra wakes up in the middle of the night when ""The Gods are channeling to her""

+She constantly refers to other people as ""Humans"" using the rhetoric of one of the characters from Spartacus, or Lord of the Rings, claiming that she is ..Immortal. At least 4 times showing me the trailer to the movie "" The immortals"" pointing out the dark skinned woman that is the cheerleader for whatever the protagonists name is.

+Subathra is, ""Immortal""

+That I, me, the author of this post, am thought of very highly but at the same time disliked by the Gods, and they try very hard to protect me.

+Shes only banged 3 guys in her entire life ( because shes so pure )

( quoted, she has only had ""sexual union"" with 3 men )

+She managed to get her Hawaii real estate license

+She created her own definition for the expression ""due diligence"" claiming that it means something other than what its dictionary definition is how we use in English, or even slightly misuse it slang expressions or jibes.

+She is currently working on publishing a 140 page book called ""The gods of constantine""

which is about some guy Constantine who was apparently perceived by a majority to be some type of disdainful figure.

+Her Dog, Scrapper, who is actually awesome, way cooler than she is, was apparently ""Royalty in a past life""

He only likes pure souls. She said this when he warmed up to me. Now that I'm posting this, he's probably going to tell her I'm not so pure anymore right? what are the odds.

+Nicknames that I've received from her since knowing her :

-Sparactus

-Neo ( from the matrix)

-Smith ( from mr and mrs smith )

-Smith ( from the matrix )

Admittingly, after several warning signs, out of sheer bewilderment I continued to socialize with Subathra, risking my image , my dignity, and if I was a lesser man, my sanity.

Here is what I observed;

Subathra actually has great genetics. She looks a lot younger than she actually is. She also has a voice, that is rich in ..idk how to say this. Let's try , sultry,passion, and expression. It gives depth when she talks. When people learn about Neuro-Linguistic Programming or transmuting sexual energy through speaking using certain voice inflections, they learn what she does naturally alot of the times when she speaks. She also has a great genuine smile. This can make her seem very attractive and adearing..

I believe it's been these few things combined with the nature of her questionably psychotic behavior and belief that she actually channels , several different ""gods"" that have led her this far in life to any sort of prestige that she has, as a mystic, or influential person. So. all her success...physical gifts..I've met several people like this, I'm sure almost everyone has. All subathra does is reserve the right to speak defamitivly of catholicism and italian catholists in general. Doesnt bother be, I was born catholic but I've only gone to church when young enough to be forced to. After a few statements and facts her diatribe on this subject becomes, untelligble, because of her gutteral, manic way of speaking.

Now this is all fine and well until she decided to tell a property manager whom which she had already told I was highly recomended for a job two weeks prior, a job which I completely and strongly desired, and was well overqualified for- that it was a mistake, and that I am similar to the previous property manager, who happens to be a registered sex offender living in an unregistered location, trading women a place to stay for sex. She said that I over express my authority after I said, jokingly, that I would evict her. AT the time she was saying , for well over the third time, how ""she didnt give a fuck"" about the lady that owned the place, that it was her responsibility to hire a good manager, shame on her , etc, scam, nightmare of a place to live, all of these things. Then all of a sudden one day she texts me, says that I better do a good job because her name is on the line, risking her reputation, blah blah blah etc, then she says shes going to squat her last month, and thats when I jokingly say I will evict her as well as everyone else, nothing serious gets said, than an hour later I get a text saying she told the lady its a bad idea, and that I overexpress my desire to show authority, or some unintelligible babble about how people like me are this or that, and that she sees the greatest potential in me, and that my arrogance cost me the opportunity.

she offeres to illegaly sublet a room to me for 250$ for one month, which is what the sex offender arch nemisis guy was doing. Then Pluto shifts and the next day the steady salvo of dudley do right scouts honor born again christian live righteous, man, stuff comes. I have it ALL SAVED TO HARDRIVE!

Coming from a woman who said that to get him evicted all she had to do ""sleep with a cop""

Words exactly as spoken, from her mouth. I'll admit, I even tried to set her up with one because I thought it would be funny. Sue me.

I dont care if she was in on anything. I'm not trying to air dirty laundry. I'm clearly pissed off and this is my way of showing it, only I dont have to lie....

This house is called The Mango House by the locals. It's in contest of ownership. therefor, its a cash crop because noone can do anything , courts included. I sort of saw myself as a milder ""Dalton"" with from the movie ""Road House"" in milder times, I saw it as both an opportunity to challenge my recruiting skills, to overcome an obstacle that has been unable to be overcome because naturally the owners reaction has been to put limited attention on the property because of it's strategic level of priority due to the contest, and to ultimately gain respect, through passive action , in a place where I was new, by actually accomplishiung the feat, of hiring reliable tenants. I understand I had a lot of commas in that sentence..

After being in customer service, sales, marketing, a few different MLM and network marketing companies, recruiting is something I've read alot about, thought alot about, and practiced. This to me was, an opportunity, to do what I had maybe not done in the past in some situations. To interview with many many different persons, to ask the right questions, to really lay my options out and choose only the demographic of the few people I saw to me the most honoring, trustworthy, friendly, above all best fit for the scene.

My plan to deal with Mr sex offender and the other squatters who push dope or bring their boysfriends over for shouting matches? Evict all of them. Especially Mr sex offender who threatens people every day almost that live there. The guy even told me, while I was there, that I would be unconsciousness out front. my response was to smile and say OK because I intended to put a GPS on his car, find out where his buddies sling dope out of, set up audio in each location of interest, try and piggybag from the transformer audio, stream it all to a server , and pass it off to the local police, anonymously while keping a videojournal for my resume in the future demonstrating offensive security tactics. All while practicing tact and managing to not get my ass kicked. I guess that makes me an a******.

We will never know , because apparently Dr.Phil or Wayne Dyer, or some f****** genius taught Subathra Dewi how to be an Oracle how to tell how awesome someone really is and how to consult with her multiple gods before making decisions and revoking ones already made. It almost sounds like the mastermind concept in Napoleon Hills ""Think & Grow Rich"" when Napoleon consults with Famous Industrial Entrepreneurs....

I'm willing to bet This woman is someones prized possession just because of how she looks sounds and smiles, like many different trophy models and such, in which case it may be a bad idea to be posting this.

This woman is straight-forward thinking right brained schizophrenic bi-polar walking around because of her genetic . she loves getting complimented by anything with a heartbeat. shes going to release a book on a subject thats widely contyroversial, not a bad idea, than promite it to her facebook of people that felt honored to meet her that will also feel honored by anything with a heartbeat that shares drink with them...

Tune into our next episode of ""Malaysian Hindi Douchecunt Gone Wrong""

to see if she takes the high road or the middle path on this one...

I hope you enjoyed this as much as I did.

Cheers

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